Why give a fuck?

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

(Source: greelin)

tivaattheopera:

thegestianpoet:

STOP shipping real people, or at least poke holes in the box

I saw this post four times before I understood the joke

best-of-funny:

scraggay:

boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys

X

(Source: growlithed)

When you see your ex with someone who isn’t even half as cute as you.

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: badgirlswearchanel)